A Tale of Furry Endeavors - Day 1

I've managed to muster up the courage in past years to explore the world of anime and gaming. They were quite the experiences, with new faces, new information, and unknown boundaries being broken. So that brings me to this weekend. Well, this was the first time I've ever ventured to a furry convention. I ventured to Anthrocon, which just happens to be one of the biggest furry conventions. (I think?) This was the mother of the masses, unable to be topped by other gatherings in the furry world/ community. Honestly, when I considered going a few years ago, I shared the same feelings as a man without an oxygen tank plunging into the unknown depths of the oceans, oblivious to the lurking monsters in the murky water. I was half expecting to see the devil himself take the form of this Pittsburgh convention center and deliver it straight unto the fiery pits of hell. A little before, my bud Levi happened to ask if I would like to go with him and create a grand duo for the adventure. It sounded more like a painful extraction from the normal world into some twisted, sex-filled get-together. Now was time to think.

I thought to myself, well, what's the worst that could happen? If I sorted through the worst situations in my head and go, I probably would be rewarded with a better situation than thought and a better outlook overall. I soon discovered this was not the best method for reassurance, for it just ripped and tore at my brain with disturbing images and painful mental consequences for attending. I was going to be with Levi though, not alone, so I figured if I felt uncomfortable, I could just leave and never return. Test the waters, if it's dangerous, GET OUT. It was decided, I would bite the bullet and give it a shot. Everything is worth a try at least once, right? Except for rabies, not a good thing to try. Anyway, what did I have to lose? Respect? Dignity? Pffffft, poppycock, those are for chumps. I strapped myself in for a self-pushed roller coaster ride through uncharted filth and undocumented horrors.

The day finally came and the time to leave was upon us. It was a sunny day that welcomed a reunion of two rocking individuals. We met up at school and then took off from there. There was a long six hour drive ahead of us, but we were ready and raring to go. Six plus hours of road was nothing to stop us, even as unsure as I was. It seems, as usual, being in a car for many hours is no reason to skimp out on our idiocy. Levi and I took multiple random car stops for running around the car, pictures and doing unprecedented stupid shit. The journey didn't seem nearly as long as it should have, but from uncontrolled yelling, flailing, and spazing, energy left us eventually. By the time we arrived in the city of Pitt, bed was seeming like a wonderful idea. As soon as we got into the city, a wrong turn was made, leading us down a dreary path to a run-down gas station. I wish this was the shifty part of the city, but no, it was the double shifty section. We got eyed up and two guys were whispering and looking at us, so we quickly got the hell out of there, bodies intact.

After thirty minutes of mindless wandering the Pitt's lands, we got to our destination! The convention center was open, but registration was closed. So, being declined registration and such, we talked to the 4 con admins and we were on our way to check what was up tonight. The night life was quite booming. People were all around, lights, noise, the usual, but something wasn't right. Furry observation #1: Not as nerdy as expected. I didn't assume this is how all furries were. I was just fairly confident that anti-sociability was a plague in the fandom. It seemed like a usual nightlife, just sprinkled with random ears, tails, and paws. Strange, but not so bad.

We wandered the world in search of food, giving up and giving in to McD's. In this search for consumables, we didn't stumble across very many furries, so we ate our food and drove back to my friend's apartment where we were staying. Two of my friends were up visiting, so we mingled with them briefly and then went off to bed.
Night 1 of Anthrocon ~ Survived
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